Me almost everyday
*brings a girl home n then starts flickin my bedroom lights on n off* “welcome to hell! Welcome to hell!”
white mom: quit roughhousing!
white son: fuck u mom
white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?
white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!
white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*
*takes butt pic*
*admires butt pic*
*deletes butt pic*
when you strip down naked in an elevator and u know everyone is checking you out
i am the shyest attention whore ever