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Y'vari (Ya-var-rie) ◊ Loser for life ◊ Don't look at me ◊ Follow if need be.

fluvex:

Me almost everyday

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vaspim:

Idk *masturbates*

ammits420friendlychillspot:

*brings a girl home n then starts flickin my bedroom lights on n off* “welcome to hell! Welcome to hell!”

fukkkres:

white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*

afriiican:

*takes butt pic*
*admires butt pic*
Aight koo
*deletes butt pic*

vapooreon:

when you strip down naked in an elevator and u know everyone is checking you out

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mathsturbation:

i am the shyest attention whore ever